silly fun

We had a pretty good day, accomplished a lot.

For some reason Amanda was in a silly mood. She just got loose and giggly. Kind of nice to see her like that.

So… at lunch she wandered into an idea: what if I were written up as a real estate listing.

Right. I don’t know how she came up with that.

She played it out: How would the listing read if I, Shae, were the property? What if I were the model house being described? Crazy, silly, but Amanda couldn’t help herself from running with the idea right then and there.

So over salads we giggled and brainstormed and composed a description of sorts, as if I, a model house named “The Shae,” were listed in the MLS. An exercise, for sure, in double entendre.

Amanda insisted I post it here.

It’s certainly at my expense, but I don’t mind.

The Shae

Shae is a lovely two-story with an open floor plan you can customize to your every desire. Featuring broad expanses on top and accessible spaces below, you’re sure to enjoy her upstairs/downstairs aesthetic decorated in warm ginger tones.

Soft and comfortable inside, Shae’s entertainment room is the perfect man cave in which to relax and let go. Actually The Shae makes every room into a luxury bedroom experience. Feel her walls, appreciate the smooth quality of her entryways, trace the curves of her design. Complete with eat-in kitchen area.

The Shae also sports a cute backyard with play station and storage shed perfect for unloading your stuff. She comes with many extras and high end finishes.

Featuring a location that offers easy access to visitors, The Shea also provides mountain views that will take your breath away. Her hills are alive and beckon that wanderlust in you to do some fun exploring.

The Shae, indeed, will serve your every need.

Courtesy of my owner, mistress, and chief goddess, Amanda.



8 thoughts on “silly fun

  1. I’m surprised! Your listing says nothing of the Amanda that overlooks the shae. I hear it is self built and part of a strict HOA. Applications may be necessary to keep out the rif raf. 🤣

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  2. Nice Post. I was also thinking a cartouche with the hieroglyph for “slave” would look nice on the ring on your collar. I know it has nothing to do with your mock listing but I just thought I would share that.

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    1. David, I would actually like that. I’ve always thought that slave collars that say “Slave” are kind of cheesy, though that’s just me, and maybe it’s just that I don’t want to be seen that way. But I would rather do the hieroglyph thing, as you suggest. I wouldn’t mind (so much) having to explain to someone what the images say. Of course, now, Amanda will read this and she’ll do it… Thanks a lot, friend 🙂


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